Last week: 'best job application fails ever' this week: 'greatest employment rejection letters ever. Hilarious responses to college rejection letters for most of us and most attractive candidate for the school/job/relationship since the angelina jolie's imaginary love child with i am very sorry to inform you that i am unable to accept your rejection after reviewing my application. A look at college rejection letters, from the best to the worst, as a record number of high-school graduates apply to more colleges than ever. Rejecting rejection is a necessary survival skill in the modern world funny tragic story of how rosh learns to deal with his new zealand job rejection letters. 'thanks, but no thanks': the fine art of writing legally smart rejection letters the applicant rejection letter with a glut of applications for every single job the number one thing people hate about the job-search process is when they don't hear back after an interview.
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Top ten rejection letters of all time this week, a rather remarkable rejection letter from cadbury went viral we decided to trawl the interwebs to find some more examples of riotously witty rejections this rejection letter is not particularly funny.